Similar to Andrew’s post about Dylan Rieder’s ballet shoes, one of the biggest offenses in BMX and skateboarding is funny hats. I know and respect a lot of people who wear funny hats so don’t get too bent out of shape but lets take a look at some of our favorite types of hats and some of their famous supporters.

Ahh, the Fedora. Originally worn by gangsters and detectives, appropriated by hipsters from Williamsburg to Echo Park. Fedoras are now fast becoming a staple in the BMX community promoted by my dude Hoang Tran. Even though that thing is always flying off because he’s doing a huge gap or 90 mph up ledge nosewheelie, when it’s chill time you’ll be sure to find him in his fedora. Occasionally these hats are seen with extra flair, possibly by a feather or maybe some buttons.

The weird, hemp or wool cap. Made famous by Kenny Reed. There’s not much to really say about these except the type who wears them are pretty easy to spot. IPath’s, brown cords, beard, maybe a Rasta friendship bracelet? They must help Kenny Reed skate though because he’s incredible.

The condom stocking cap is the next one up on the list. It was first made famous by early 90’s hip-hop legends like Snoop and Eazy. The biggest resurgence has been seen in the Pacific Northwest BMX scene by the likes of Davey Watson and Jesse Whaley. The worst offense is wearing one with shorts and t-shirts. This brings me to the final one which we here at In The Gnar are very guilty of.

The seaman cap. You know it’s pushed back past the ears, barely hanging on. It’s purely fashion, except if it does get cold and can offer some warmth. This style is mostly worn by the “I don’t care” crowd. But I mean obviously, we care.

That’s it, the funny hat post. I’ve wanted to do it for awhile. It’s all a joke and if it really bothers someone, feel free to tear me apart in the comments. I’m a walking cliche.